Danish Pia

From September onwards I will be able to offer limited appointsments from a discreet flat in either Bedford or Leighton Buzzard on Wednesday mornings/lunchtime. These will need to be booked in advance.

I now also offer two girl bookings with either the lovely Nicola – http://pure-cream.co.uk in Bedford or with the lovely Lady Ellen  – www.lady-ellen.co.uk in Leighton Buzzard. (Wednesdays only)

I will still be doing incalls from a hotel in Hemel Hempstead in the afternoon from 2pm onwards on Wednesdays.

Many apologies to anybody who have not been able to get hold of me in the past few weeks.  I had a three week delay on my internet connection going live.  It was not meant to come through until tomorrow but just attached my hub and it is there yay! (makes me wonder if it was there on Friday, damn)

I have certainly come to realise just how isolated you feel without the internet, being in a very remote town where you literally have to hang out of the window to get one bar of a signal on your mobile..( I will have to sort out a booster for that one). Still amazing how much I missed it, considering I never grew up with the internet.

My venture onto pastures new has certainly been exciting! (not sure if this is the right word to use but it sounds good). I will write more about it soon.

I have learnt that there are many more mice for my cats to catch out in the country and that they seem to have a greater variety of bugs than I have been used to. I also learnt when my car broke down yesterday (battery needed replacing) that the AA no longer take less than one hour but more like two hours and that garages are scarce to come by. Thankfully one of my regular clients drove the whole way out here today with a new battery to save a damsel in distress.. Thank you B, you are an absolute star

My first tour of London ended up with only one booking, so I will stay around Hemel mainly as I have my regular clients there.

The 16th is now fully booked but I will be back again on the 23rd and the 30th of June.

Speak soon and thank you all for your well wishes.

Pia xxx

I will keep my blog updated as to when and where I will be working on a regular basis.  It will be on a Wednesday mainly where I will be offering in-calls from 2pm till 10pm. I am very unlikely to be doing any escorting during the summer holidays.

Current dates:

Wednesday the 2nd of June  – London

Wednesday the 9th of June -  Hemel Hempstead

Wednesday the 16th of June – Hemel Hempstead

Having had an exciting business venture come up, I have decided with great nerves to go for it. This means I will be scaling down my escorting work on the 21st of May this year if all goes through ok.

My last bookings at my flat in Hemel Hempstead will be on the 20th of May. I will be working slightly longer hours up till then compared to before, so my hours will now be 9.30am to 3.15pm and again 4.30pm to 7pm Monday to Friday.

After the 20th of May, I am currently thinking of coming up to Hemel Hempstead on a Wednesday every week for a little while.  As the new business is seasonal, I doubt I will be doing any escorting in the summer holidays but I will re-appear again in the autumn on a limited basis and will probably also do some tours around the UK in the winter.

Please note that I am going to be on holiday from the 5th of April till the 14th of April inclusive.

Pia xx

So, what sort of things gets discussed during a booking?

I have listed some of the funny, odd and unusual conversations I have had during meets.

… Why is it that many men in Peterborogh always seem to have beards?? I have asked several clients from Peterborough but have never had a decent answer.

…The difference in taste between low-fat and regular custard!!

…How the electric chair was invented by a dentist…

…How to clean a microwave (put bowl of water with a slice of lemon and leave on full power for 10 mins. Everything stuck just falls off, so I am told. (Quite a handy tip that, must try it very soon)

…The problems of blocked anal gland(s) in small canine pets. I know!!

…The poor state of the pavement outside the venue…we both agreed we should contact the council.

…Which fabric softner is best.

…Preferring a hard or softer matress.

…The IRA bombings

…The correct procedure for inseminating cows… ie… how they get the man cow in position to make love to the lady cow… it is far more complex than you think… just giving her a bottle of Jacobs Creek and a box of Ferrero Rochers won’t do it…

…How to dispose of a dead sheep without incurring vets fees!

…How to cook goulash…

This was a thread that made me giggle on Punternet some time back… Worth publishing on here..

You know you are a WG/Punter when.. …..

…..You go to a nightclub and see a man arrive with 2 stunning women who then proceeds to start kissing each other on the dance floor with every guy in the place feeling jealous of the lucky guy.. You know you are a WG because it takes one to spot one (two in this case!!)

…..You know you are a WG when it never seems to bother you throwing your lingerie across the room anymore.. Here is to the days of taking it off under the covers (pre-WG days )

…..Whenever you see a beautiful girl/lady and you wonder if or hope she is an escort and how much her hourly rate is.

…..When in restaurants you look around and see if you can spot an escort/client combination at another table.

…..When a friend says “I’m going punting in Cambridge this weekend” and wonders why you suddenly choke on your drink!

…..When you go on a package holiday and have your fingers crossed that the free watersports is actually snorkling or windsurfing.

…..When O – levels and A – levels are talked about and you are not thinking of history or English Literature!!

…..When you are always in superdrug buying condoms lube and baby wipes and the cashiers look at you weird.

…..When a woman smiles at you on the tube and you give her a fiver

I somehow knew that I would not be a good blogger due to time pressures!!  But I was told blogging is the way forward and that it comes up in the search engines.  Yet I also read that this is not necessarily the case, that advertising on directories is the only way.

Six months ago I would have been able to write a lot more but these days time is scarce with me studying to the hilt and I can see it being an entry once a month only if I am lucky!.  I used to write a lot on the Punternet forum but even that has had to take a back burner unfortunately.

So apologies that I am not going to be a major blogger

Pia xxx

So, thought I would have to pad out my blog a little.  I wrote this some time ago but a lot of people found it both funny and interesting as it gives an insight into a day in my job.
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Got up early, sorted out drop offs and went back to bed for one hour at 9am (I know, it is a cool job )

Drove to flat for appointment at 11am.
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Appointment 1.

C1 is a regular client who brings a first world war nurse’s uniform, I wear it, dap his forehead with a cold tissue, shave his hair off below and then finish with a hand job.. The conversation today went:

C1 is lying naked on the bed whilst I am cutting off the excess hair first with the scissors..

C1: I went to a private clinic last week to get a quotation for having my man boobs removed.

Me: WHAT!!! What are you talking about, are you crazy, you have not got man boobs!!

C1: I do, that is why I can’t get any girls.

Me: No, believe me, your chest is normal and I should know, I would not like to estimate the amount of man chests I have seen in my time escorting.. And a woman has got no interest in how your chest looks like, seriously you are talking crazy talk here!!! I would say that you are bordering on having ‘OCD’ (obsessive compulsive disorder) listen I think it is better if you learn to appreciate yourself as you are.. There is therapy or even some medicine you can get to help you..

C1: So you are saying I should take drugs? Drugs are bad for you, there is too much of a drug culture out there.

Me: No I am not talking about drugs but medicine..

C1: Yes and then they will section me and put me in a mental home..!!

Me: See what I mean about having OCD, your mind is already going way out of the way thinking much further thoughts than the average person would..

Anyway, session continued to a satisfactory outcome, as he was leaving he said ‘I am having my man boobs done’ I shouted back as he left ‘You are crazy!!’
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Appointment 2.

New client. Seemed nice and a gentleman..

Undressed him and got him onto the bed, started a bj and was lingering there..

C2: I hope you don’t mind but I just like to lie back and enjoy it not doing a thing.

Me: Hey, feel free, I am here to offer a service.

C2: Can I cum in your mouth?

Me: No..

C2: Ok, come on up here, lie next to me and gently give me a wank whilst kissing me.

Kissing gently whilst playing.

C2: Can you tell me how wonderful I am and that you love me.

Me: (giggles) I have only just met you, a bit soon isn’t it?

C2: Can you pretend?

Me: You are wonderful, I love you.

C2: You could at least say it like you mean it!!

Me: Lol, I know, it is difficult.

Me: I loooove you mon cheriiieee, you are soooo wonderful..

Satisfactory outcome , yay!
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Appointment 3.

My twice a week regular..

No talk, I just put my bum in the air and he does the deed..

He texts me on the way home saying he is off to Divine, it was crap and he needs to go somewhere else. (By the way, as I have posted this in another place and many took it seriously, it is a joke.. He loves me really )
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Appointment 4.

A new client, a gentle lovely man who had an accident 12 years ago so nothing works anymore.. Just had a lovely hour of intimacy, talk and cuddles..

Through the day also got 2 texts which got ignored, one said ‘Are you single Darling’ and the other ‘Wanna make love Babe’

So out of 4 appointments today, I only had sex with one though that is not always a typical day though not uncommon..

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** Disclaimer**

Nobody was harmed, identified  or got upset by me writing this. They are all aware of it and are ok with it

I have gotten a new site!!

I love it and feel it goes well with where I am in escorting now.. Slightly more mature, still sensual and a bit more class. The blog is new and I will try and post some intelligent (he) and funny posts in the future. Thank you to all my clients who have stayed with me through the years. You have made it a wonderful job. Here is to some more years ahead.

Pia xxx